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Links to all of the stories in this fic journal, by category. The links should all work; bear with me while I catch up with adding all the summaries in the proper places.

Now with LJ cuts, because it takes up too doggone much space otherwise.

FANFICTION


Updated October 22, 2009
( Albus Severus/Scorpius )

Er... not updated recently...
( Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles )

Updated May 24, 2009
( Filks & Drabbles )

Updated May 25, 2009
( HP/DM )

Not updated recently
( Threesomes )

( SS/HG )

( Utter Crackfic )

( Everything Else (or, Now for something Completely Different)  )

Fanart:

HP/GW/DM in the prefect's bath, R. A scene from the Mad Chatters fic, 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo.'

Not My Fanart:

Harry and Draco by redorchids, based on the costumes in 'Ruffled Fathers and a Lot of Grousing.' Thank you!

Links:

As co-moderator of the pictureofaman community, I would be sorely remiss in my duties if I did not promote it here. Go to http://community.livejournal.com/pictureofaman/ to view all the entries in this series of drabbles/ficlets, each devoted to describing a wizard--any HP wizard--one body part at a time. See the explanation of the community and the submission guidelines Here.

Translations!

OK, so there's only one translation. But I'm so excited about it, I thought that it deserved its own section!

'Nonpareil' has been translated into Polish by the kind efforts of Yami-no, and can be found here:
http://hpforum.ok1.pl/viewtopic.php?p=52919#52919
Thank you so much! I can't read the reviews except for the !!!s and XD, but I take them as a good sign. :)






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Always (Gen Story arc)





by dracontia

one shot, Al & Scorp slash story arcs
Rating: G
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter, (briefly) Ginny Potter nee Weasley
Summary: Albus Severus has some news. This is part of the gen story arc, so if that’s the arc you’re following, please read the gen/slash crossover episode ‘Perfect Family, Part 1’ first.

Disclaimer: These characters property of J.K. Rowling, et. al. They visit my imagination with no tangible recompense whatsoever for me.

WARNING: UNBETA'D PREVIEW. Rough. Rough. Rough. If you were playing golf right now, never mind a weedwhacker... you'd need a bulldozer. By all means, point out the many and flagrant errors and places where it makes no sense whatsoever.

Starting with Episode 5, the Al and Scorp series has become increasingly less fluffy. Bear with me; hope will return, eventually... as will certain characters.

NOT YET BETA-READ. NOT YET POSTED TO ANY ARCHIVE.

( Always (Gen) )

'Perfect Family' to be posted shortly. The Gen version of 'Always' will follow that.


Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students; Episode 1, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content.)
Elixir; Episode 2, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Yule Be Sorry; Episode 3, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for languge; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Once Upon a Window Pane; Episode 4, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for languge; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Slash), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Gen), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
In Gratitude; Episode 6, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; gen story arc)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; slash story arc, but no slash depicted)
Seeing His Way Clear;
No Play; Al & Scorp Show, slash only episode 9 (Hard R/possible NC-17) Scorpius discovers that it's better to let Albus Severus take everything seriously. of-age year 6
SoulS/plit; slash only, 9.1? of-age year 6
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, slash (PG) Tenth-Eleventh slash arc Year 7.
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, gen (PG) Ninth-ish. Year 7.
Never Have; Al & Scorp Show, slash (PG) technically the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series. Year 7.
Never Have; 12th slash... I think... Year 7.
Bed Side/Manor; Al & Scorp Show, gen (G) Fits both story arcs, so roughly 10th gen, 13th slash. Year 7.
Always Al & Scorp Show, slash (G) 14th episode slash. Year 7.

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Always (Slash Story arc)





by dracontia

one shot, Al & Scorp slash story arcs
Rating: G
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter, (briefly) Ginny Potter nee Weasley
Summary: Albus Severus has some news. If you are following the slash story arc, read this story BEFORE ‘Perfect Family.’

Disclaimer: These characters property of J.K. Rowling, et. al. They visit my imagination with no tangible recompense whatsoever for me.

WARNING: UNBETA'D PREVIEW. Rough. VERY rough. Dirt-road-on-a-rainy-night rough. Don't say I didn't warn you. By all means, point out the many and flagrant errors and places where it makes no sense whatsoever.

Starting with Episode 5, the Al and Scorp series has become increasingly less fluffy. Bear with me; hope will return, eventually... as will certain characters.

NOT YET BETA-READ. NOT YET POSTED TO ANY ARCHIVE.

( Always (Slash) )

'Perfect Family' to be posted shortly. The Gen version of 'Always' will follow that.


Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students; Episode 1, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content.)
Elixir; Episode 2, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Yule Be Sorry; Episode 3, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for languge; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Once Upon a Window Pane; Episode 4, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for languge; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Slash), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Gen), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
In Gratitude; Episode 6, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; gen story arc)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; slash story arc, but no slash depicted)
Seeing His Way Clear;
No Play; Al & Scorp Show, slash only episode 9 (Hard R/possible NC-17) Scorpius discovers that it's better to let Albus Severus take everything seriously. of-age year 6
SoulS/plit; slash only, 9.1? of-age year 6
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, slash (PG) Tenth-Eleventh slash arc Year 7.
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, gen (PG) Ninth-ish. Year 7.
Never Have; Al & Scorp Show, slash (PG) technically the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series. Year 7.
Never Have; 12th slash... I think... Year 7.
Bed Side/Manor; Al & Scorp Show, gen (G) Fits both story arcs, so roughly 10th gen, 13th slash. Year 7.

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Teaching Them Well




By dracontia

one shot
Rating: PG to PG-13, mostly for innuendo
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger-Weasley, Ron Weasley, and a pair of wee little OC Weasleys.
Summary: Draco makes sure the younger set is educated in all those necessary things that sometimes get overlooked in school. More silly, domestic fluff from the universe of ‘Just Do It Yourself’ and ‘Talking Him Into It.’

NOT YET BETA-READ. NOT YET POSTED TO ANY ARCHIVE.

Disclaimer: I neither own Harry, nor Draco, nor Steven Raichlen. Please to not take offense, JKR et. al, and producers of Barbecue University.

( Teaching Them Well )

For similar domestic scenes between Our Gents, see Just Do it Yourself (PG) and Talking Him Into It.

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The Way to a Man’s Heart




By dracontia
one shot
Rating: G
Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy
Summary: Was a tummy supposed to look like that? Why did no one tell Draco these things? May post this in Picture of a Man, if the other mods think that it fits into the overall idea of the project sufficiently well.

Disclaimer: No offense, but if that child were mine, I’d have named him something other than ‘Scorpius.’ (Seeing as I have a child whose name means ‘Dragon,’ I can’t exactly say the same about ‘Draco’...)

Posted to TPP July 11, 2009

( The Way to a Man’s Heart )

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Thank you, ravine, for the thorough and insightful beta-read!

Talking Him Into It




By dracontia

one shot
Rating: PG (but more like G with a tiny wink of naughtiness)
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Summary: For everyone who has yet to consume their recommended daily allowance of fluff, I give you a little Harry & Draco domestic scene. Can be considered part of the same universe as ‘Just do it Yourself,’ though there’s no common storyline.

NOT YET BETA-READ. NOT YET POSTED TO ANY ARCHIVE.

Disclaimer: I only own the shirt and trousers.

( Talking Him Into It )

For a similar domestic scene between Our Gents, see Just Do it Yourself (PG)

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Bed Side/Manor





by dracontia

one shot, both Al & Scorp story arcs
Rating: G
Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, a couple of OCs
Summary: It’s good to know where you can get an honest opinion. Al & Scorp universe sometime in year six, both gen and slash story arcs.

Disclaimer: Don’t let the fact that they’re practically camped on my doorstep fool you; I don’t own these characters.


( Bed Side/Manor )

The Palmquist is from lux_astraea’s contribution to the collaborative fic, ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo,’ posted under the aegis of the collected genius of Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party.

The beta work is by ravine--many thanks!

Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students; Episode 1, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content.)
Elixir; Episode 2, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Yule Be Sorry; Episode 3, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for languge; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Once Upon a Window Pane; Episode 4, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for languge; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Slash), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Gen), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
In Gratitude; Episode 6, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; gen story arc)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; slash story arc, but no slash depicted)
Seeing His Way Clear;
No Play; Al & Scorp Show, slash only episode 9 (Hard R/possible NC-17) Scorpius discovers that it's better to let Albus Severus take everything seriously.
SoulS/plit; slash only, 9.1?
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, slash (PG) Tenth-Eleventh slash arc
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, gen (PG) Ninth-ish.
Never Have; Al & Scorp Show, slash (PG) technically the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series.
Never Have; 12th slash... I think...

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Never Have





by dracontia

one shot, gen arc
Rating: PG
Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ technically the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series.

Disclaimer: I don’t own them, don’t charge for them; do be a dear, and don’t sue me for borrowing them.

Note:
OK... normally, I save the links for after the story. But while some episodes in this series COULD stand alone, albeit with reduced significance, I would venture to say that this one really and truly can't. So please--if you are interested in this series and want to read this installment, refresh your memory a bit. (And don't worry... these episodes average maybe 2,000 words apiece. For me, that's practically a drabble. LOL):

Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students; Episode 1, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content.)
Elixir; Episode 2, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Yule Be Sorry; Episode 3, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for language; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Once Upon a Window Pane; Episode 4, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for languge; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Slash), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Gen), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
In Gratitude; Episode 6, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; gen story arc)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; slash story arc, but no slash depicted)
Seeing His Way Clear; Episode 8, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing, fits both story arcs)
No Play; Al & Scorp Show, slash only (Hard R/possible NC-17)
SoulS/plit; Al & Scorp Show, slash only (PG-13)
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, slash (PG)
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, gen (PG)

Never Have; Al & Scorp Show, gen (PG) Companion piece to ‘You Have’
Bed Side/Manor; Al & Scorp Show, gen (G) Fits both story arcs, so roughly 10th gen, 13th slash. Year 6.


( Never Have (slash) )

Thanks once again to Severuslovesus, for the beta read and important insights.

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Never Have





by dracontia

one shot, gen arc
Rating: PG
Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ technically the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series.

Disclaimer: I don’t own them, don’t charge for them; do be a dear, and don’t sue me for borrowing them.

Note:
OK... normally, I save the links for after the story. But while some episodes in this series COULD stand alone, albeit with reduced significance, I would venture to say that this one really and truly can't. So please--if you are interested in this series and want to read this installment, refresh your memory a bit. (And don't worry... these episodes average maybe 2,000 words apiece. For me, that's practically a drabble. LOL):

Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students; Episode 1, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content.)
Elixir; Episode 2, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Yule Be Sorry; Episode 3, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for language; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Once Upon a Window Pane; Episode 4, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for language; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Slash), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
Uniformly Brave; Episode 5 (Gen), Al & Scorp Show (PG-13 for language, minor violence)
In Gratitude; Episode 6, Al & Scorp Show (G/PG for a mild swear; gen content, fits both gen & slash story arcs)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; gen story arc)
Xenial, After a Fashion; Episode 7, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing; slash story arc, but no slash depicted)
Seeing His Way Clear; Episode 8, Al & Scorp Show (PG for swearing, fits both story arcs)
No Play; Al & Scorp Show, slash only (Hard R/possible NC-17)
SoulS/plit; Al & Scorp Show, slash only (PG-13)
You Have; Al & Scorp Show, slash (PG)


( Never Have (Gen) )

As usual, if you enjoyed this story, award part of the thanks to Severuslovesus, who rendered it grammatically presentable and reminded me to THINK. (If you don't care for it, the blame is all mine for the content!)

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Probable title of the next installment of the 'Standee' series: 'Zone of Intemperance.'
Probable completion date: unknown, but see below.
Progress: Promising. Pacing issues need to be worked out, as does the ever-popular, "How can this be described in a way that distinguishes it from the million other times this has been described?" (Y'all know what 'this' is.) However, all key elements are now in place.

The Lesson At Hand

By dracontia
one shot
Rating: G
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter
Summary: Albus Severus Potter wonders why the sleeves on Daddy’s robes are so long.

Disclaimer: Neither generation is mine, and they profit me not except in their potential to provoke thought.

Beta-read January 27, 2009 and posted to pictureofaman.

( The Lesson At Hand )

Thank you, SeverusLovesUs, for the punctuation lesson. I promise, some of it will stick... one day.

Other Picture of a Man entries:

Imagen de Hombre: La Boca (Image/Likeness of a Man: The Mouth). PG. Two parallel drabbles for the 'Picture of a Man' project started by Lariope and RedOrchid.

The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’; (PG-13, gen) Another (and very. very cracky) entry in the PoaM project.

Thumb, Sinister; (PG-13, gen) One last entry in the PoaM project.

No, really. This will be my last Picture of a Man entry. (Speaking of which, head on over to the comm and read! Review! Claim a body part and write, even!)

Must... get... back... to the Unfinished Fic List of DOOM.

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I'm still around, folks--don't give up yet.

Quick update #1: I have made some progress on Zone of Intemperance (next edition in the 'Standee' series.) Sorry, but no estimated completion date yet. Taxes are coming due, so all bets are off.

Quick update #2: My beta is very busy with RL, so not sure when any completed fic will be beta read and posted.

Quick update #3: I will have to sew costumes for Azkatraz at some point between now and June (if they're not done by June, they won't get done) and writing time will be impacted accordingly.

Quick update #4: Dragon raising activities will henceforth be approximately 1 week/month, so please don't blame the dragons if I'm not updating things here.

Finally, Quick Advert: There are some new (relatively new, anyway) ficlets posted at pictureofaman. Please, go check them out! While you're at it, make a comment. Better still, read the posting rules. If you are intrigued by this project, please, apply for membership to the comm.

redorchids and I do ask that any submission you make to the project be beta read for the usual spelling, grammar, and canon corrections, but neither of us is a grammar nazi; we're more interested in a good story and unique imagery. Where you stick your commas is between you and your beta. ^_^

Thumb, Sinister: Picture of a Man


by dracontia

drabble
Rating: G
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort
Summary: This is probably a bit more specificity than the PoaM project calls for, but I couldn’t resist the wordplay involved in writing a story centered on the left thumb. Yes. I am wired slightly differently. How kind of you to notice.

Beta read Jan. 23, 2009. Also posted to the Picture of a Man community.

Note: Originally posted to dracfic on Dec. 10th, 2008 at 1:22 PM; I moved it because I didn't really want something as serious as this between the humorous chapters of 'Ruffled.'

Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I wish to possess, Voldemort’s eerie appendages. Nor do I claim Lucius’ thoughts, such as they are.

( Thumb, Sinister: Picture of a Man )


Note: The word ‘sinister’ as used here is a term from Heraldry. It refers to the left side of a shield (the left of the presumed bearer, not the viewer). Through negative associations with the left hand, ‘sinister’ eventually took on its modern meaning of ‘evil.’

Thank you very much, SeverusLovesUs, for beta reading this. :)

links

Imagen de Hombre: La Boca (Image/Likeness of a Man: The Mouth). PG. Two parallel drabbles for the 'Picture of a Man' project started by Lariope and RedOrchid.

The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’; (PG-13, gen) A very. very cracky entry in the PoaM project.

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